∆Howdy ho listener people, welcome back to Exile Island! This week our favorite grinder, Kevin “K-Fed” Jones, takes a break from crushing the Open Series point leaderboard to come back & partake in some revelry yet again∆Who is Sid about to get all up inside? Why does Matt think sleeping is more important than casting? What huge tournament do we breakdown? Does anybody but Sid care there are no more block PTs? How do we define “mono”? What kind of draft strategies are the current trend? Is the second pick in draft actually more important than the first? Why does the WotC mothership always gotta be confounding Sid? Why do lands in front enrage some people? Is Reuben a jerk or a hipster for playing his cards upside down a-la Adrian Sullivan? Who will be the next MTG superstar? How much of standard success is found just by playing “what you like”? What sacrifice did Ryan make for all you listeners? Can mono-red decks run one ofs? Can Sid pronounce hordeling? Is the mono red deck less forgiving than control? What fallacy in thinking plagues magic players? How off track can K-Fed take us? How foul can a tongue be & why in the world would you want to invoke a foul tongue? Why is Reuben feeling Sid? How wrong about Icefall Regent was our homie Jason Roskam? When can you make the “dies to doomblade” argument? Who makes creepy breathing noises? How different is today’s control deck from that of last standard season? How reliable is Abzan and its represented archetypes? Does Sid care about biorhythm? What is Sid’s #1 rule for tournament success? Can it really be that simple? How important is double checking your registered decklist & how does K-Fed forget to do this? Really? Does someone try to eat their microphone? Why so much cheating in MTG & what are some measures you can take to avoid falling victim? Does our community’s passivity create an environment for cheaters to thrive? Should we allow judges at high level events to judge intent? How on point is Sid? Should there be considerations for players in feature matches? How confused can we get over exploit? Judges bullying people at events? Is this a real thing? What word does Sid think should be banned from your vocab? What way do they nod their head in Japan to say “no”? What’s a grinder’s schedule look like? Why is shardless bug so hard? What has K-Fed been up to? Who do we miss? How awesome is the SCG Championship? How is this season different? What’s the craziest thing K-Fed has seen at a MTG event? Was Ryan involved? Where are the Boston P.D. when you need them? Where can you send your stories you want us to air? Why should you never scratch yourself with a cheese grater? Who makes drinks aggressively? Is Ryan too interested in Randy Buehler’s clothing?