∆ Hola amigos, como estas? We have a sweet throwback for you tonight as Brother Ryan is joined on the Island by an old favorite & original co-host Matt! ∆ Have we lost our vulgar touch? What can Matt do to improve this? Why is his vibrator so loud? How positive can we keep it? How uninspired can the name of a magic set possibly get? What is Kaladesh? Is WotC trying to hard? Just how politically correct can they show us they can be? Is the new planeswalker Sahelli Rai actually literally just an exotic dancer? Does Matt ever make any sense? Thopter dildos? Why does the aether revolt & why are we even talking about it at this point in time? Will the new planeswalker precon decks be a major hit or yet another big miss in a long line of precon product? Where do you even get a “sample deck” in the first place? Whatever happened to Renee? What are some ways to enjoy & play MTG outside of the “traditional” formats? Will Wal-Mart price match Amazon? How hard are we for Ob Nixilis as a character? What do we make of WotC’s new shock & awe approach to dropping community news? How does one become an eternal master? Why no major event for one of the most anticipated sets in recent memory? What on earth is Matt playing Pokemon for & in what ways is it better than MTG right now? How fake is the inclusivity the MTG community claims to have? Why would a person ever move to Texas? Is Matt the next Richard Garfield? What does Matt have to say to listener John Hollein? How did Ryan manage to make a bad wine good? What is a beer sponsor? Can you listeners please give us a better outro?