Hi everybody, welcome back to Exile island! The gang has been bored without you, namely because we hate each other. Grrr! This week posse bro Jason Roskam (@roskam76) makes a huge mistake and joins us a guest of the island. He is a posse bro extraordinaire, writer for BroDeals, & host of the new “Higher Standards” podcast. Right away we are interrupted by a guy named Rambo. Are people seriously named Rambo? Should you take them seriously? Can Ryan pronounce Roskam? What exactly are higher standards? Where is Matt & how bad can we make him look? How do you get articles turned down by BroDeals? How many of us have been turned down by their esteemed editorial staff? Can we get Jason fired? How profound was his first article about his super-hero son, Robert? Just how powerful is Robert? What ethics does he possess? Will he save the world? How much can MTG do for a family? What is the games real “value”? How does Robert’s story of MTG, hope, & family teach us this? Will Modern Masters 2015 be a good thing? What baseless speculation do we have? What’s Jason’s called reprint shot? Does it go through some sort of breech? How insane is the price? Is MM replacing the core sets? How much vitriol does Sid have for finance guys? How many times can Sid be taken over by the German robot parts transplanted into him via recent unfortunate events with Uncle Terry? How many times will we lose Sid in a call? What sick things will podcast hosts do to each other in Las Vegas? WTF is Worlds Week? Do we figure it out? Is Shahar Shenhar a war machine from the future? Could he end his career as the G.O.A.T.? Will Sid’s German robot parts completely take over or will his humanity be saved? How deep is Ryan’s love for Owen Turtenwald? How many times can Sid make Ryan censor him? How many people try to score off of Sid in the alley behind the bar he is recording from? Round table with Jason! What random vehicle drives by at some point? What would Jason give up to top 8 a GP? What is Shenhar’s unconfirmed secret top 8 secret? How sweet is posse bro Justin McHugh’s beard? What storyline should WOTC complete? Why is Ryan so attracted to Kor chicks? Why does Reuben try to ruin the show? Why is Sid so bitter? What’s a “cologne man”? What if Kobe was YOUR teammate? Does anybody care that Matt is absent? Seriously, how much can Sid make Ryan use the censor button? How much does Ryan regret returning to Facebook? Why did Matt learn German? Thanks once again to all you awesome listeners for the questions, Big Tuna, etc, you bros are the best!