“Do you expect me to talk?” – “No, Mr. Wurm, I expect you to DIE!” Welcome, Agent, to episode 007 of Four Guys Play Magic. The information in this podcast is highly confidential and for your ears only. In this episode we discuss the Return to Ravnica prereleases and, by proxy, how terrible Joe is at Magic. Then we delve into the humongous world of green to talk about some of the core tenants of probably the greatest Magic color of all time (full disclosure: Joe is writing this synopsis). There’s also some discussion about Dick Wurm. For our Play segment we break out four of the five Return to Ravnica Intro Decks: by random choice, Joe gets Selesnya, Yeager obtains Azorius, Dave receives Izzet and John is bequeathed Golgari. Rakdos is “The Loneliest Guild” and sits off to the side of the table, a small shimmering tear sliding down the foil face of the Carnival Hellsteed observing our hilarious and antics-filled game. Maybe next time, little Rakky. So sit back, grab a martini (shaken, not stirred), and pump our sexy podcast through the speakers of your Astro Martin DB5. Bwaah bwaah bwu bwaaaaah!